The Truth

At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth” -- even when you don't know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don't tell your father.”

Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don't say a word to your mother.”

Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug.”

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Three Kicks

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As he climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.

The litigator responded, “I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and now I’m going to retrieve it.”

The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over here.”

The indignant lawyer said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in the US and if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you and take everything you own.”

The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this with the Texas Three-Kick Rule.”

The lawyer asked, “What is the Texas Three-Kick Rule?”

The farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, until someone gives up.”

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped the man’s nose off his face. The barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old coot! Now, it’s my turn!”

The old farmer smiled and said, “No, I give up. You can have the duck!”

Hang out @ The Cathay

OMG LAH! The Cathay is so near my school lo, MDIS, just go cross one road reach liao. Will go over to Wonton Story / Snackz It during break time, because it give 15% discount to MDIS members when buying the Wonton with the choice of rice or noodles. And the famous Crispy Chicken or Oyster Mee Sua really yummy too!

After eating just walk back to class just nice lah, after the lecture end will hang out at The Cathay with my group of friends. Go walk around, many new fashion stuff like T-shirt, Bags and flipflops xD Yeah! Will have some ice cream from Ben & Jerry's and then head towards E2Max@TheCathay to have a battle in Left 4 Dead (2), my friends was so crazy la, keep shouting when the zombies attacks him. LOL xD Oh and there is some machines for catching toys in the outlet too, very cute toy like Mickey Mouse & Pooh.. Try catching a small one using $15, Wahaha very fun and satisfied =D

After 3hours of excitement was so shack >.<" will hop on to Starbucks Coffee to sit down and relax with a cup of Chocolate ice blend, chill ya~ Sometime we will have dinner together @ Astons, wah lao! the queue everytime super long one lah. Need to wait for 30min or up to 1hour de lo, but seriously the food are nice and come with a reasonable price =X

The Cathay is a great place to hang out, so much to shop, so much to eat, so much to play~ hahaha!

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First month in 2010

WOOooooHh! so fast 1 month gonna over. Been really very busy with so many things, see so much of hopes and better further. Good things are coming towards me. Wish everybody have a Great start in the year too =)

2010 Feb 14 is a Great date, Valentine's Day & Lunar New Year. Double WOW!~ Just go ahead and do whatever you wanna do. Wish everyboday Xin Xiang Shi Cheng!